Since that journal is on a semi-sort of permanent vacation I've decided to post my latest column here on Utter Wonder. You're welcome . barney!! Don Knotts, best known as Barney Fife on The Andy Griffith Show, died on February 21. ... I also remember McGavin because I often confuse him with Gavin McLeod of Mary Tyler Moore and The Love Boat fame. They look nothing alike, but their names are eerily similar, and I wonder if some sort of witchcraft might be involved. ...
Michael Moore wants you to know two things about Capitalism: 1) it's evil and 2) he hates it. Moore makes both points abundantly clear in his latest, ironically titled film Capitalism: A Love Story. That Moore would disapprove of capitalism came as no surprise to me; I expected as much. ... And he went out about the third hour and saw others standing idle in the marketplace, and said to them, 'You also go into the vineyard, and whatever is right I will give you. ...
SUSPICIOUS SITUATION: A group of teens startled one passerby about 9 p.m. Saturday when he noticed one was wearing a black mask and standing on a pillow at the corner of Co-bMoor/b and Albion Road. ... This behaviour is the product of (i) bidle/b teens with no jobs and no responsibility; (ii) bidle/b adults with no jobs and bills to pay; (iii) parents who are fed up with their children's behaviour because the laws do not allow parents to do what is necessary to get their messages ...
